. . The Best
Insurance Salesman Ever !!!
Morris walks into an
insurance office and asks for a job.
"We don't need anyone," he was told.
"You can't afford not to hire me," Morris
said. "I can sell
anyone, anytime, anything!"
"Well, we have two prospects that NO ONE has
been able to
sell. If you can sell just one, you have a job."
He was gone about two hours. He returned and handed
them
two checks, one for $25,000 and another for $50,000.
"How in the world did you do that?" they
asked.
"I told you I'm the world's best salesman,"
Morris said. "I can
sell anyone, anywhere, anytime!"
"Did you get a urine sample?" they asked.
"What's that?" he asked.
"Well, if you sell a policy over $20,000, the
company requires
a urine sample. Take these two bottles and go back
and get
urine samples."
Morris was gone about six hours, and they were fixing
to
close when in he walks in with two five-gallon
buckets, one in
each hand. He sets the buckets down, reaches in his
shirt
pocket and produces two bottles of urine. He sets
them on
the desk and says, "Here's Mr. Brown's and this
one is Mr.
Smith's."
"That's good," they said, "but what's
in those two buckets?"
"Well, I passed by the Holiday Inn and they were
having a
state teachers' convention, so I stopped and sold
them a
group policy!"
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